Friday, January 30, 2009

Caption this photo... (#5)

I have nothing for this one, folks. Anyone want to take a crack at captioning this photo?

27 comments:

Sally said...

Ummm....just "Pink tablecloth" ?

Sydney Daily Photo

Miss Havisham's Tea Party said...

Welcome to Stepford.

Mister Earl said...

"This couple was arrested by the South Pasadena Police Department and charged with throwing rocks. Yesterday, a judge ordered them to 60 days of at-home confinement."

Mister Earl said...
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Mister Earl said...

Of course you know what the judge said when he sentenced them.

Dixie Jane said...

"Tea for Two."

Judy Williams said...

I had something about "turning to stone" but it was dumb. I'll let others be more creative. :~P

dbdubya said...

That waiter keeps walking by us! When is he going to take our order? All I want is an ice cream sundae. We've been sitting here so long I'm about to turn to stone!! Fred, are you listening to me? Fred! FRED! Wake up! You never pay attention to me when I'm talking!

Vanda said...

Honey, this is a much better gig than the one in the care crash-test facility, even if the pay is way less.

Kimberly said...

Open. Door is locked.

Walker said...

Don't be a dummy! Welcome to "Love is in the air" Boutique and Dating Service.

Pasadena Adjacent said...

Our appendages are removable.

Trish said...

The Trophy Couple--an expansion on the "trophy wife". Apparently the guy who just walked by wasn't interested.

Or---"don't let this happen to you! We lost our jobs and our house and this is the only place we can live". If you can't be a *good* role model, at least be a horrible example!

And..."gee, I thought when he said he'd take me to a table with a view we might end up out in Malibu...this is so, not Malibu!"

Yakpate said...

"Dammit, Janet, I TOLD you we shouldn't swallow those designer drugs."

altadenahiker said...

Nothing for me; you know I don't drink.

Susan C said...

Dining for Dummies

Thursday Girl/Hollis the Cat said...

This is what happens when bourgeois bohemia collides with unregulated capitalism.

Mister Earl said...

So tell me good people, what did the judge say when he sentenced this couple to 60 days of at-home confinement for throwing rocks?

Winner gets a photo of Mister Earl in his blogging suit.

brattcat said...

Pour the wine, darling. We really need loosening up.

Hope said...

"Valentine's Day for Dummies" appearing soon on your local bookstore shelves....just in time for February 14th!

San Diego Farmgirl said...

Wait ... this isn't CPK?

Petrea said...

Barbie and Ken meet Alice in Wonderland.

Eat Me.

lifeinoleg said...

Lunch Window.

Yakpate said...

That's the last time those pinche cabrons stiff me, Roberto thought, stuffing his Santeria bar towel back into his pocket.

Laurie said...

Hello clever ones,

Welcome Kimberly and lifeinoleg!

I was so happy to check in tonight and see all of your fabulous captions. (I knew I could count on you people...)

Okay, it's only fair that I play along. How about:

"I've got to get out of Los Angeles," Sam thought, "Everyone here is so fake."

Until tomorrow!

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Terry G said...

Like South Pasadena - Frozen in Time