Saturday, June 4, 2011

Rules

Well, I don't mind giving up the dogs and rollerskates but no tackle football or golf horses? Forget it!

17 comments:

Judy Williams said...

What about frisbee? or slow pitch softball?

Anonymous said...

Reminds me of the seemingly enldess listing of "possible side effects" for a prescription drug. Mlore darkly, of those noxious racial/ethnic postings of years past.

Mister Earl said...

I think it says "Golden Horses." It has to do with the time three pink unicorns showed up at the high school.

ben wideman said...

It is really hard to find space to let my golf horse really stretch his legs.

Dixie Jane said...

Golden horses, golf horses????? You can put your cat in a perambulator and you are good to go!

Wayne said...

Fun City!

Anonymous said...

They left off bullying.

TheChieftess said...

But, now where can I take my golf horse???

Shanna said...

But cussing is still allowed. Right? Except for one week?

Trish said...

I took a pic of one of these at the junior high a few years back...to prove to a friend that they didn't say you are prohibited from *taking* one of the tractors or skip loaders (aka motorized equipment) for a joy ride across the fields...not that I'd know anything about such things, but, uhm, if someone had been so stupid as to leave the keys in one on a field over the weekend...things might happen. ;-D or, so I've heard.

Does anyone even know what hardball is anymore?

TheChieftess said...

Oh you naughty girl Trish!!! Next time you joy ride in a tractor, let me know...I wanna come!!!

Trish said...

Chieftess...once was ~30 years ago...tried again a few years ago on a visit, but they locked the damn thing up...guess someone musta learned! ;-) Perhaps The Chief would have had to arrest me those few years ago?!?! ;-)

TheChieftess said...

Well...not anymore...out of his jurisdiction now...

Trish said...

uhm, one incident was while he was Chief...but someone smartly locked up the motorized equip! ;-)

TheChieftess said...

Oh dear!!! It's a good thing they locked it up!!! We might have met under different circumstances!!!

Trish said...

lol...uhm, naaah, wasn't me, nobody saw us do it...ahem...I just HEARD about it...;-)

TheChieftess said...

Whew!!! I was afraid we might have to end our friendship before we even met!!!