Monday, February 15, 2010

Caption this photo (#27)

Kyle was the type of guy who would give you the table off his back.

Or...

She watched as he walked away from her apartment. It wasn't that the date had gone badly, just that he was such a total square.

No?

Okay, fine. Anyone else want to give it a try?

22 comments:

Judy Williams said...

I'm anxiously awaiting to see what Yak says on this one. :)

I'm completely at a loss.

Brenda's Arizona said...

He set a fine table wherever he went. And then he'd just pick up and carry it all away..

Dixie Jane said...

He was on his way to a, "square meal" and was bringing his own table.

Mister Earl said...

Ever since he got his first one when he was five years old, John had been fascinated by turtles. By nine, when some of the little girls in his class pretended to be horses, he had convinced himself that he was a turtle. Although Dr. Hopkins, the local child psychiatrist, had predicted that John would outgrow his delusion by puberty, it never happened.

Mister Earl said...

When no one has your back, you learn to take care of yourself.

Brenda's Arizona said...

Mister Earl, you are totally scary in your first post, and totally correct in your second one!

Mister Earl said...

Brenda: "Scary and Correct" That pretty much sums me up!

Yakpate said...

Mr. Earl: I'm not worthy! You made me spew coffee through my nose!

Richard Lidzbarski said...

After partying all night, he was too tired to "run the table".

Susan C said...

Six legs are better than two.

altadenahiker said...

Oh Laurie, I give you the win.

He was always ready to bring something to the table.

Brenda's Arizona said...

Mister Earl inspired a haiku:

His love did not come.
He packed his life on his back
And walked until spring.

Anton Elohan Byers said...
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Anton said...

Kyle invented a whole new level to "I'm not going to play with you." He called it, "you're not going to play--period."

Mister Earl said...

Yeah, Anton. Kyle said, "I don't care if you have three aces and two kings, it's my table and I'm not playing anymore."

Back to my Teenage Mutant Ninja T----- videos.

Christian said...

"Why did the man cross the road?"


Unfortunately he tabled his answer.

Bellis said...

Spurned in his attempt to become chairman, he decided to go one better.

Cafe Pasadena said...

A Valentine's Day gone wrong. Someone you know, LA?

Julie Hill said...

"2010 version of 'blockhead' "

Laurie, I have awarded you the blogging "Sunshine Award" for your continual creativity and your collaborative spirit. Please drop by my blog to pick it up.

Anonymous said...

Kyle saw the Joffrey ballet perform "The Green Table" ballet this past weekend. The ballet is about the futility of war...Kyle then saw this table at a garage sale, picked it up, will paint it green, and deliver it to the So Pas City Hall...

Laurie said...

You guys are awesome.

And Julie, thank you! I'll be over to pick it up!

Until tomorrow, gang.

Gunn said...

Well seen and well done!